Hairy Cave

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A lady's private parts that haven't been cleaned in so long it's like a jungle in there, hair everywhere, probably full of spiders, and it smells like old socks and regret.
My aunt's Hairy Cave is so bad, I think she lives in it full-time.
I asked her if she'd been down there since the '90s. She said, 'I think I took a shower in '02.'
That Hairy Cave smells like a dead raccoon took a nap in there.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lady’s snatch that’s been left to grow wild, it's got more hair than a goat, and it’s probably got a full-time job as a home for creepy little bugs.
She said her Hairy Cave was so bad, she can’t wear pants without a scream.
I tried to help her out, but I got stuck in there with a bunch of hair and a spider.
That Hairy Cave looks like it's been neglected since the dinosaurs.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lady's private area that’s been let go so bad it looks like a raccoon threw a party in there, all hair, no shine, and it smells like a sweaty gym sock.
I walked in on her Hairy Cave and I thought I'd died and went to heaven, or hell, whichever one smells worse.
She said she’s been living in there since the last time she had a shower.
That Hairy Cave could probably start its own band, 'The Hair and the Smell.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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