Hairy Caterpillar

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When a guy’s junk is so full of messed-up hair that it looks like a giant hairy caterpillar stuck to his penis and it’s gross.

My cousin’s junk looks like a hairy caterpillar after he forgot to shave for a month.

My dad’s junk is a hairy caterpillar and it’s embarrassing.

I saw a guy in the shower and his junk was a hairy caterpillar and I laughed so hard I almost peed.

A hairy caterpillar is when a guy’s pubes are so thick and messy that it looks like a monster caterpillar is trying to eat his penis.

My brother’s hairy caterpillar is so bad that he smells like old cheese.

The guy in my class has a hairy caterpillar and it’s like a jungle on his junk.

I tried to touch his hairy caterpillar and it felt like touching a dead raccoon.

A hairy caterpillar is like when a guy’s pubes are so wild and crazy that they look like a furry creature with a penis.

My uncle’s hairy caterpillar is so bad that he looks like a monster from a horror movie.

I had a dream about a hairy caterpillar and it scared me awake.

My friend’s hairy caterpillar is so big that it’s like a whole forest on his junk.