Hairy Catch 22

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It’s the middle of No Shave November and you’re forced to take selfies. You either look like a baboon with a bad perm or you shave and get called a wimp by your man-boss.

My dad took a selfie and looked like he’d been dragged through a hedge backwards.

I had to take a pic for work and my beard was like a raccoon’s nest.

My friend shaved and his boss said, 'You’re not a man anymore.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re in No Shave November and you’re stuck taking photos. You either look like a scruffy toddler or you shave and get called a coward by your man-bro.

My beard looked like I’d been living in a dog shelter.

I took a photo and my face looked like a brick wall.

My buddy shaved and his man-bro said, 'You’re a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s No Shave November and you’re stuck taking pictures. You either look like a wild animal or you shave and get called a faggot by your man-boss.

My beard was so wild, it looked like a raccoon had taken over my face.

I took a photo and it looked like I’d been hit by a hedgehog.

My co-worker shaved and got called a faggot by the boss.

by Slangipedia 12d ago