Hairy Carpet

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a woman who looks like she hasn't shaved in a decade and maybe never will

My cousin is a hairy carpet. She lets her legs grow wild like a forest.

I told my mom she was a hairy carpet. She said I was a hairy carpet too.

My gym teacher called me a hairy carpet. I didn't know what that meant until I saw my armpits.

a woman with so much pubic hair it looks like she’s been in a hairball fight

My friend's a hairy carpet. I swear her hair grew back after she got waxed.

My aunt is a hairy carpet. She has a beard down there.

My girlfriend's a hairy carpet. I don't know if I love her or her hair.

a woman who has so much pubic hair it looks like a raccoon moved in

My neighbor is a hairy carpet. She looks like a raccoon took up residence down there.

I told my sister she was a hairy carpet. She said I was a hairy carpet too, but with more attitude.

My mom is a hairy carpet. She says it's a sign of strength.