Hairy Canary

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A screaming fit that makes you want to throw something at a wall and then cry.

My mom had a hairy canary when my brother ate the last of the pizza.

My dog had a hairy canary when I told him he was getting a bath.

My teacher had a hairy canary when I passed a note to my friend during math.

A bushy snatch so thick it could trap a mouse.

My aunt had a hairy canary when she found out her husband was cheating.

My cousin had a hairy canary when she forgot to shave for a week.

My neighbor had a hairy canary when she saw her cat eating her favorite sock.

A dude who looks like he just escaped from a beard factory and forgot to brush his teeth.

My dad had a hairy canary when he came home with a beard and a hangover.

My uncle had a hairy canary when he hadn't seen a razor in two weeks.

My brother had a hairy canary when he came out of the shower with a full beard.