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A hairy Canadian is when a guy slathers maple syrup all over a woman’s snatch before giving her a blow job like she’s the last piece of pie.
My cousin did the hairy Canadian to his girlfriend and she cried because it was too sweet.
He called it the hairy Canadian because he said it felt like eating a pancake.
My brother said it was the worst thing he ever did. He called it the maple massacre.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy Canadian is when a guy pours maple syrup into a woman’s twat and then eats her out like she’s a maple donut.
My friend’s girlfriend said it was the worst date ever. She called it the maple donut disaster.
He poured syrup like he was trying to make her a breakfast sandwich.
She said it tasted like syrup and regret.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy Canadian is when a guy dumps syrup in a woman’s snatch and then licks it all out like he’s cleaning up a mess.
He called it the hairy Canadian because he said it was like eating a syrup-coated turd.
She screamed and said it was the worst thing ever. She called it the syrup nightmare.
He said he did it because he thought it would make her taste like a maple bar.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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