hairy butthole

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A butt that looks like it was scraped by a goat and then set on fire; people who say this are usually too wasted to remember their own name.
"I want a hairy butthole and a side of shame," he said, then fell off the bar.
"That’s not a drink, that’s a hairy butthole," she yelled at the bartender.
He ordered a hairy butthole and then cried when it arrived.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A butt so full of hair and dirt it looks like it belongs to a wild animal; also called the 'fart whisperer' by people who don’t know what they're talking about.
"I woke up to a hairy butthole and a hangover," he texted his mom.
She said, "That’s not a butt, that’s a hairy butthole!" and threw a sock at him.
He called it a hairy butthole, and now everyone in the group chat calls him 'the butt whisperer.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A butt that looks like it was dragged through a hedge and then left outside in the rain; people who use this word usually have zero shame and a lot of regret.
He posted a selfie with a hairy butthole and 12 likes.
She said, "You’re not cute, you’re a hairy butthole," and left.
He texted his ex, "I miss you, but I also miss my hairy butthole."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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