hairy bummer

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A problem so bad it makes your bad day look like a vacation.

I thought my math test was bad. Turns out I failed the test and got detention.

I thought my dad was late. He forgot my birthday and left the house in a flaming car.

I thought my pizza was cold. It was frozen and covered in mold.

The worst thing you could ever imagine happening to you, and it happens.

I thought I had a cold. I had the plague and my dog bit me.

I thought my dog was sick. He was possessed and ate my homework.

I thought my mom was mad. She yelled at my dad and threw a lamp at me.

A bummer so hairy it makes your armpits look clean.

I thought my math homework was hard. It was a math test from the 1800s and I had to do it with a pencil made of spaghetti.

I thought my brother was annoying. He turned into a giant robot and started eating my cereal.

I thought my dog had fleas. He had a full-on army of fleas and they were all screaming.

A bummer that makes your brain go numb and your feet go numb and your whole life goes numb.

I thought my science project was boring. It was a science project that caused a small earthquake and my teacher got stuck in the ceiling.

I thought my dad was tired. He was so tired he fell asleep in a hot dog and got eaten by a squirrel.

I thought my math teacher was strict. She was strict and had a strict robot that yelled at me.

A bummer that is so bad it should be a holiday, but it's not. It's just bad.

I thought my math test was bad. It was so bad my calculator cried and my pencil broke in two.

I thought my mom was yelling. She was yelling and she yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I thought my dog was weird. He was weird and he started talking to my goldfish.

A bummer so bad it makes your bummer look like a tiny bummer.

I thought my math class was long. It was so long I started to think I was in a time warp and my teacher was from the future.

I thought my dog was loud. He was so loud he scared my goldfish and it swam into my brother's ear.

I thought my math homework was hard. It was so hard my brain started to smoke and my pencil turned into a dragon.