hairy bum fun

My cousin's hairy bum fun is the worst. I almost passed out in math class.

He sat next to me on the bus. I had to open the window and scream.

My mom said if he doesn't take a shower, she'll throw him out the house.

I had to sit next to him at lunch. I cried into my pizza.

He walked into the room and I almost wet my pants.

I told my friend he had a hairy bum fun. She laughed so hard she fell off the chair.

He sat in my seat. I thought I was going to die.

My teacher made him stand up. The whole class laughed.

I asked him if he ever bathed. He said no.