hairy bubble gum

My mom called my hairy bubble gum 'the reason I never got a date.'

He said his hairy bubble gum looked like two overcooked sausages.

My teacher said my hairy bubble gum was the reason I failed gym.

My friend's hairy bubble gum looked like two rotten bananas.

He said his hairy bubble gum had a life of its own.

My brother called my hairy bubble gum 'the worst thing ever.'

My hairy bubble gum itches so much I want to scream.

She said my hairy bubble gum looked like a spiderweb.

My dad said my hairy bubble gum was the reason I was born.