hairy box

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A woman's private area covered in a thick, wild forest of hair that looks like it was never trimmed and probably never will be.
My aunt's hairy box is like a jungle and I don't want to go in there.
She said her hairy box was cursed by a witch and now it won't stop growing.
He asked to see her hairy box and now he's stuck in a never-ending nightmare.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The actual hole where a woman stores her secrets and sometimes her snacks.
I told my mom she had a hairy box and now she won't let me eat her snacks.
He got too close to her hairy box and now he's in trouble.
She said her hairy box was full of candy and it turned out to be lies.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A special box filled with stuff that men love to rub on their face and head, but it's also where a woman keeps her most embarrassing hair.
He got a hairy box for Christmas and it was the best present ever.
She gave him a hairy box and now he's using it as a beard.
He opened the hairy box and it smelled like a barbershop exploded.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A box packed with stuff that men use to rub all over their face and head, but it's also where a woman's hair grows like it's trying to take over the world.
He used the hairy box like a fancy face mask and now he smells like a gym.
She put her hairy box on the table and it looked like a war zone.
He tried to use the hairy box and it turned into a full-blown beard party.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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