Hairy Bolster

My dog ate a Hairy Bolster and now he’s coughing up hairballs and rage.

That Hairy Bolster looks like it was left out in the rain and then stepped on by a grumpy raccoon.

I found a Hairy Bolster in my sock drawer and now I’m questioning my life choices.

My dog’s Hairy Bolster is so hairy it’s like a monster came out of his butt.

That Hairy Bolster is so gross I think it’s trying to start a new trend.

I tried to throw my dog’s Hairy Bolster away and now it’s haunting me.

My dog’s Hairy Bolster is so bad I think it’s going to get a restraining order.

That Hairy Bolster looks like it’s been sitting in a trash can since the dinosaur days.

I tried to eat my dog’s Hairy Bolster and now I have a mouth full of bad decisions.