Hairy Bitch

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A stupid ass slut who your boyfriend cheated with. She’s like a raccoon in a trash can. She sheds like a dog and smells like a dead fish.

She came over and my dog ran away from her.

She wore my boy’s shirt like it was a dress.

She brought her whole damn dog to my house.

The hot mess who never wears a shirt. Everyone calls her Chris Easton. She’s like a walking T-shirt commercial.

She showed up to my party with no clothes on.

She wore my boy’s shirt like it was a badge of honor.

She took off her shirt and my dog started barking.

That hairy ass bitch is as obvious as a bald head. She’s got more hair than a goat and no shame.

She walked in and I knew it was her by the hair.

She showed up with a full beard and I was confused.

She had so much hair I thought she was wearing a costume.