hairy bird

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A hairy bird is a bird that’s always out causing trouble like a crazy person at 3 a. m. It doesn’t sleep and it doesn’t care.

"I saw the hairy bird eating my sandwich at 2 a. m. I was mad."

"The hairy bird came out while I was on the toilet. That’s not cool."

"I tried to sleep, but the hairy bird was yelling at a squirrel. I got no rest."

The hairy bird is the weapon of choice when you’re trying to poke a bearded clam until it screams.

"I used the hairy bird to jab the bearded clam until it cried. It was so funny."

"The hairy bird is like a stick with attitude. It doesn’t back down."

"I took the hairy bird and I jabbed the bearded clam 10 times. It was worth it."

A hairy bird is just a bird with hair. It’s not that complicated. But it’s also a movie from the 60s that’s super cool and says weird stuff.

"The hairy bird movie is the best. It has weird sayings like 'None of your flopsy bunnies.'"

"I watched the hairy bird movie and I was like, 'That’s the best thing ever.'"

"The hairy bird is a bird. It’s also a movie. It’s also a person who says weird stuff. It’s all things."