Hairy Beverly

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A lady with so much pubic hair it looks like a jungle grew down there and decided to move in.
My cousin is a Hairy Beverly. I swear her bush is trying to take over her torso.
I walked into the bathroom and saw my friend’s hair growing out of her belly button. That’s a Hairy Beverly.
My mom says I’m going to be a Hairy Beverly when I grow up. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a curse.
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A woman with so much pubic hair it looks like a squirrel made a nest in her crotch.
My neighbor’s a Hairy Beverly. I can see her hair from my window.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Hairy Beverly. She looks like a Christmas tree from the waist up.
My sister’s a Hairy Beverly. She says her hair is so thick it has its own zip code.
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A woman with so much pubic hair it looks like she’s wearing a fur coat in the summer.
My teacher’s a Hairy Beverly. She says her hair’s so thick it keeps her warm in July.
My friend’s a Hairy Beverly. He says she looks like a bear came out to play.
I saw my uncle’s wife in the grocery store. She’s a Hairy Beverly. I almost ran into the aisle.
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