Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to be the only sane person in a group of idiots

My friend got stuck in a toilet clogged with pizza. I was the hairy beever.

The whole class failed the test. I was the hairy beever.

Everyone ate the last slice of cake. I was the hairy beever.

2

to be the only one who isn't screaming in a panic

The fire alarm went off. I was the hairy beever.

The teacher yelled at the whole class. I was the hairy beever.

The dog ran out of the house. I was the hairy beever.

3

to be the only one who isn't acting like a complete idiot

Everyone started a food fight. I was the hairy beever.

The group got lost. I was the hairy beever.

They all said I was the hairy beever.

4

to be the only one who isn't making a mess of everything

The class threw paper all over the floor. I was the hairy beever.

They broke the chair. I was the hairy beever.

Everyone spilled their juice. I was the hairy beever.

5

to be the only one who isn't making everything worse

The class started a fight. I was the hairy beever.

They ruined the movie. I was the hairy beever.

Everyone got in trouble. I was the hairy beever.