hairy beast

Thomas showed up to the party with a beard so thick, it looked like he had a raccoon in his face.

My friend said Thomas smells like a dirty gym sock and a dead goat.

At school, Thomas sat next to me and I could feel his hairy legs poking me through the chair.

My brother said I was the hairy beast because I aced the math test and ate the whole pizza.

The teacher called me the hairy beast because I solved the problem and also drew a funny cat on the board.

My mom said I was the hairy beast because I got an A and also didn’t cry when I fell off the bike.

My cousin tried to shave and ended up with a beard on her legs and she cried.

At the pool, the hairy beast walked in and everyone stared like she was a monster.

She tried to wear shorts, but her hairy legs made her look like a hairy squirrel.