Hairy Bear Fairy

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A magical creature who hates all kinds of beards and musters the power of hate to torment anyone without one. He’s basically a god of facial hair and will punch your face if you don’t have a beard.
My beard is 100% full. Hairy Bear Fairy just called me a 'beardless coward.'
He sent a text: 'You don’t have a beard? You’re not even a real man.'
He showed up at my house and yelled, 'I will not let you live without a beard!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fairy who gets angry at people who don’t have beards or have weird beards. He’ll make you cry, yell at you, and throw things at you if you don’t have a beard.
He came to my school and yelled, 'You have a mustache? That’s not a beard!'
He texted me, 'You have a beard like a kid. You’re not even a real man.'
He walked into my house and screamed, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A magical being who is obsessed with beards and will do anything to make sure people have them. He’s mean and will throw things, yell, and make you feel bad if you don’t have a beard.
He came to my house and said, 'You have a beard like a baby. I hate you.'
He sent me a message: 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'
He showed up at my job and yelled, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fairy who is super into beards and gets angry at anyone who doesn’t have one. He will make you feel bad, throw things, and yell at you if you’re beardless.
He came to my house and yelled, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
He sent me a message: 'You have a beard like a kid. I hate you.'
He showed up at my school and said, 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A magical creature who is obsessed with beards and will make you feel bad if you don’t have one. He’s mean and will yell, throw things, and make you cry if you’re beardless.
He came to my house and said, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
He sent me a message: 'You have a beard like a baby. I hate you.'
He showed up at my job and yelled, 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fairy who gets angry at anyone without a beard. He’ll yell, throw things, and make you feel bad if you don’t have one. He’s like a beard god with a bad attitude.
He came to my school and said, 'You have a beard like a kid. I hate you.'
He sent me a message: 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
He showed up at my house and yelled, 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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