hairy bear

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A big, fuzzy man who would punch your face in if you said something stupid.
My uncle is a hairy bear. He once threw a sandwich at me for calling him a 'bald fool.'
That guy at the gym is a hairy bear. He flexes like he’s trying to scare a toddler.
My neighbor is a hairy bear. He yelled at my dog for sniffing his leg.
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A magical bearded creature who hates people with no hair and makes them feel like they’re on fire.
The hairy bear came to me in a dream. He said, 'You have no hair. I am angry.'
My teacher is the hairy bear. He gave me a pop quiz because I didn’t have a beard.
The hairy bear lives in the woods. He throws rocks at people who shave.
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