Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

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A Hairy Bean Man is a smelly, scraggly, bean-eating hippie who acts like they're too cool for school and too stoned to care.
My HBM roommate smells like he took a bath in a sock drawer.
He said he's going to college just to ‘find himself’ and ‘eat more beans.’
He called his professor ‘dude’ and got a D.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Bean Man is a guy who looks like he slept in a tree and eats beans for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He wore a patchwork shirt that looked like it was stitched together with duct tape.
He told me he votes for Ralph Nader because he ‘hates the man.’
He tried to explain quantum physics using a bag of lentils.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Bean Man is a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar, but he just smokes weed and wears Birkenstocks.
He told me he’s a ‘jamband enthusiast’ because he heard ‘jam’ and thought it meant ‘bean.’
He drove a Jetta that smelled like patchouli and regret.
He said he went to college just to ‘find his soul’ and ‘eat more beans.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Bean Man is a guy who looks like he got run over by a hippie bus and still eats beans for every meal.
He told me he’s an environmental science major because he ‘hates the man.’
He wore Birkenstocks to a music festival and claimed it was ‘ecological.’
He called his professor ‘dude’ and got a D.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Bean Man is a guy who smells like patchouli, eats beans, and thinks he’s a philosopher.
He tried to explain philosophy with a bag of beans.
He wore a patchwork shirt that looked like it was sewn by a raccoon.
He said he went to college just to ‘find himself’ and ‘eat more beans.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Bean Man is a guy who looks like he rolled out of a tree and still eats beans for every meal.
He told me he’s a Democrat because he ‘hates the man.’
He drove a Jetta that smelled like patchouli and regret.
He said he goes to music festivals just to ‘jam’ with the beans.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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