hairy bat

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A big, long, smelly snake with a beard of angry hairs.
My uncle's hairy bat looked like a squirrel had a bad day.
She tried to shave it and now it's like a forest.
He walked into the room and the whole class turned around.
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A penis that looks like it got stuck in a hedge and didn't come out.
He showed it to his friend and they both laughed until they cried.
It was so hairy, it looked like a raccoon had a party on it.
His mom called it a 'hedgehog of shame'.
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A long, grumpy sausage covered in angry stubble.
He tried to hide it under his shirt, but it peeked out like a thief.
It was so hairy, it made the dog run away.
His dad said it was 'the worst thing he ever saw'.
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