Hairy Barry Kuta

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A woman who got married to a guy because they both think hair belongs in every noodle bowl and they don't care if it looks like a science experiment.
My wife threw a noodle at me for not putting her hair in my ramen.
He added his beard to my soba and called it a fusion dish.
She put my dog’s hair in my pho and said it was ‘authentic’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who got hitched to a guy because they both think noodles taste better when they’re mixed with hair, and they don’t care if it smells like a gym sock.
He dumped his dandruff in my udon and said it was ‘a new flavor’.
She put my hair in my ramen and called it ‘a love dish’.
I had to eat my wife’s eyelashes in my ramen and I hated it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A woman who married a man because they both think noodles are better with hair in them and they don’t care if it looks like a raccoon ate the kitchen.
She put my beard in my ramen and said it was ‘a manly dish’.
He threw my hair in my pho and called it ‘a hairball surprise’.
I had to eat my wife’s pubic hair in my soba and I was mad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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