Hairy Bambilla

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A Hairy Bambilla is the nastiest bug on Earth. It’s as big as a smelly, poopy puppy. You can’t kill it with nothin’ but a snow shovel and a lot of swearin’.
My neighbor saw one in his backyard and screamed like a girl.
I tried to kill it with my bare hands and got bit 10 times.
My dog ran away from one and hid under the couch.
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A Hairy Bambilla is like a giant bug that’s gonna ruin your day. It’s got six legs, two wings, and more hair than your grandma.
I saw one in my kitchen and threw my cereal at it.
My brother tried to step on it and got yelled at by the whole neighborhood.
It chased me all the way home and I had to lock the door.
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A Hairy Bambilla is the worst bug you ever had. It’s the size of a puppy and it’s got hair everywhere. The only way to kill it is with a snow shovel and a lot of swearin’.
I tried to kill it with a broom and it just laughed at me.
My mom saw one and said it looked like my uncle after he had a beer.
It came into my room and I had to hide under my bed.
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