Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

No one knows what the hairy ball is. But if you yell it at your friends, they’ll go nuts trying to figure it out.

My cousin said 'Hey you got the hairy ball!' and my friends ran out of the room crying.

At lunch, I yelled 'Hey you got the hairy ball!' and my friend threw a sandwich at me.

During gym class, I shouted 'Hey you got the hairy ball!' and the teacher gave me a detention.

2

My balls are hairy, and I’m not ashamed. I’m proud.

My friend asked me if I was a hairy ball and I said 'Yes, and I’m not sorry.'

My mom told me I had a hairy ball and I laughed in her face.

I told my dog I had a hairy ball and he barked at me like I was a monster.

3

When something is so bad, it feels like you’re stuck with a hairy ball.

My math test was so bad, I felt like I had a hairy ball.

My brother’s chicken pox looked like a hairy ball.

My sister’s lunch was so gross, I thought I had a hairy ball.

4

A ball sack with a ton of hair. Usually from a guy with curly dark hair. Kids get weirded out by it.

My friend saw my hairy ball sack and screamed like a girl.

My brother’s hairy ball sack scared my dog.

My cousin got a hairy ball sack and cried like it was the end of the world.

5

The fanciest testicles ever. People get weirded out by it. Scientists don’t know why.

My neighbor’s hairy ball is so fancy, I want to marry it.

My friend said my hairy ball is like a royal crown.

My teacher said my hairy ball was a mystery even to Einstein.

6

You take your man juice, put it in a blender with mice and lemon juice, then feed it to your grandparents.

I gave my grandpa man juice blended with mice and he threw up.

My grandma drank the hairy ball drink and said it tasted like dirt.

I made my dad drink the hairy ball drink and he cried like a baby.

7

Yeehaw. That’s what you say when you have a hairy ball.

I yelled 'Yeehaw!' and my friend thought I was a cowboy.

My brother said 'Yeehaw!' and my dog ran away.

I shouted 'Yeehaw!' and my mom gave me a time-out.