Hairy Baker's Dozen

My gym is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 guys lifting weights and one guy yelling about his ex.

The barbershop is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who won’t stop talking about his dog.

My dad’s work is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who’s always late and smells like regret.

My class is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who smells like he rolled in a trash can.

The restaurant is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald waiters and one guy who can’t stop talking about his hair.

My uncle’s office is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who eats too much and smells like a gym sock.

My neighbor’s group is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who smells like he took a dump in the shower.

The team is a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who can’t stop talking about his hair and smells like old cheese.

My brother’s friends are a hairy baker’s dozen. 12 bald guys and one guy who won’t stop talking about his hair and smells like a gym sock.