Hairy Bagel

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The flabby blob of hair around a guy's belly button. It's like a greasy donut made of sweat and laziness.

My dad's hairy bagel looks like a pizza that exploded.

She took one look at his hairy bagel and ran away screaming.

He tried to hide his hairy bagel under a shirt but it still peeked out like a fat kid in a tight pants.

A guy's navel and all the flabby hair around it. It's the reason you never want to touch him during a hug.

That hairy bagel smells like old socks and regret.

He showed me his hairy bagel and I instantly lost respect for him.

I told my friend he had a hairy bagel, and now he won't stop laughing at me.

The fatty, hairy mess around a guy's belly button. It's like a dead animal that got stuck in his shirt.

His hairy bagel is so big, it has its own zip code.

She stared at his hairy bagel like it was going to attack her.

He tried to do a plank but his hairy bagel betrayed him and flopped down.