Hairy avacodos

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The balls of a man so hairy he looks like a jungle got stuck in his pants and forgot to shave.
My uncle’s hairy avacodos look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge.
I saw his hairy avacodos and almost ran out of the room.
My crush’s hairy avacodos are so bad, I can’t even look at him in the shower.
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The nuts of a man who let his hair grow down there and now it’s like a lion’s mane in a sock.
His hairy avacodos are so bad, my dog ran away from him.
I asked him about his hairy avacodos, and he just said, 'I don’t have time for that.'
I took a photo of his hairy avacodos and posted it on TikTok. It got 10 likes.
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The meaty mess of a man who has more hair down there than on his head and doesn’t know how to trim it.
His hairy avacodos look like they’re trying to escape his pants.
I told my friend he should get rid of his hairy avacodos, and he said, 'They’re part of me.'
I saw his hairy avacodos and immediately thought, 'That’s why he’s single.'
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