Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt that looks like it was plucked from a raccoon’s ass and glued on.

My uncle’s hairy ass is like a forest. I lost a sock in there once.

She showed up to the party with a hairy ass and a bottle of wine. The party died.

That guy’s hairy ass is so bad, I think it’s gonna start a war.

2

A situation so bad it makes your grandma’s hair stand on end.

That test was a hairy ass. I got a D and a bruise from crying.

The boss walked in and said, ‘We’re all getting laid off.’ That was a hairy ass.

My math teacher’s hair stands on end when he sees a hairy ass.

3

A butt so hairy it could start a fire.

My neighbor’s hairy ass is so bad, I think it’s gonna catch on fire.

She walked in and said, ‘I’ve got a hairy ass.’ I believed her.

That man’s hairy ass is so bad, I think it’s gonna make the moon explode.

4

So big and scary it could scare a dragon.

That hairy ass is so big, it could scare a dragon.

He walked in like a king with a hairy ass. The dragon ran away.

My grandma’s hairy ass is so big, it could start a war.

5

A paki from Wellington Telford with a hairy ass that could make a saint cry.

That paki from Wellington Telford has a hairy ass so bad, I think it could make a saint cry.

I saw him walking down the street. His hairy ass was so bad, I think it made the sky cry.

That paki’s hairy ass is so bad, I think it’s gonna start a religion.

6

A dog with a hairy ass so funny, it could make a penguin laugh.

My dog has a hairy ass so funny, it could make a penguin laugh.

That dog’s hairy ass is so funny, I think it’s gonna make the moon giggle.

That dog’s hairy ass is so funny, I think it’s gonna start a dance party.

7

A grandma who’s so big and hairy, she could crush a car.

My grandma’s hairy ass is so big, she could crush a car.

She walked in with a hairy ass and a truck. The car cried.

That grandma’s hairy ass is so big, I think it’s gonna start a fight.