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Poop stuck in your butt hair like it’s your new best friend.
My gym shorts are now a crime scene.
I tried to wipe but it just got worse.
My dog looked at me like I betrayed him.
Hairy Asphalt
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The aftermath of a butt explosion with hair involved.
I walked into the shower and it was a war zone.
My dad asked if I was sick.
My pants are now a prison for my butt.
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A messy butt hair situation that looks like a crime scene.
My mom thought I had a dead rat in my pants.
I tried to sit down and it was like a war.
My friend asked if I had a monster in my butt.