Hairy as fuck

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When a person has so much hair it looks like a wild animal jumped on them and never left. It’s not just hair, it’s a full-on fur attack from head to toe.
My uncle is hairy as fuck. He looks like a bear that got a hair cut and a tattoo.
My gym buddy has hair growing out of his ears. It’s like he’s trying to start a forest.
My cousin’s hairy as fuck. He even has hair on his toes. He’s like a hairy monster from a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone has a mustache so big it could eat a sandwich, and then they lick someone out like they’re giving them a full-body hair treatment.
My dad has a mustache like a lion’s beard. He licked my sister out and she ran screaming.
My neighbor has a mustache that could choke a horse. He licked my dog and the dog passed out.
My uncle’s mustache is so big it looks like a traffic jam. He licked my brother and my brother cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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