Hairy as a mongoose

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A person so full of hair they look like they rolled in a rug and got stuck.

My cousin looks like a fuzzy squirrel. Hairy as a mongoose.

She came out of the shower and I thought the ceiling was on fire. Hairy as a mongoose.

That guy has more hair than a raccoon in a blender. Hairy as a mongoose.

Someone who has hair growing out of every orifice and probably their ears.

He’s got hair coming out of his nose. Hairy as a mongoose.

She’s got a beard, a mustache, and a full head of hair. Hairy as a mongoose.

That dude looks like he got hit by a hairbrush. Hairy as a mongoose.

A human who looks like they got stuck in a hair dryer and forgot to turn it off.

He’s got hair everywhere. Hairy as a mongoose.

She looks like she was born in a hair salon. Hairy as a mongoose.

That guy has so much hair it’s like he has a second skin. Hairy as a mongoose.