hairweed

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It's a smelly, wild plant that grows out of your head like you're a monster

My cousin’s hairweed looks like a squirrel exploded in his scalp.

I told my mom her hairweed smells like a dead raccoon in a shoe.

My teacher’s hairweed is so long, it’s trying to take over the classroom.

It’s the cursed stuff that comes out of your head when you forget to brush it

My brother’s hairweed is so bad, it looks like he has a beard made of dirt.

I saw my neighbor’s hairweed and it looked like a spiderweb made of hair.

My dog ran away from my hairweed and never came back.

It’s like a weed that grows in your hair and won’t stop being annoying

My hairweed is so bad, it’s like a forest grew in my head.

My friend’s hairweed is so long, it’s like a curtain.

My mom’s hairweed is so wild, it looks like it was hit by a tornado.