Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you take a shower just to get rid of the stank from your head

I took a shower because my hair smelled like a dead raccoon.

My hair was so gross, I washed it just to live.

I washed my hair because I couldn’t stand the smell anymore.

2

the only time you care about your hair until it’s time to brush it again

I washed my hair, but I forgot about it until tomorrow.

I only care about my hair when I’m washing it.

I washed my hair and then ignored it for a week.

3

a ritual you do every day to feel like you’re not a complete disaster

I washed my hair so I wouldn’t look like a homeless person.

Every day I wash my hair because I hate myself.

I washed my hair to pretend I was normal.

4

when you pour water on your head like it’s your last hope

I washed my hair like it was my last chance to look decent.

I poured water on my head like I was trying to save my life.

I washed my hair like I was drowning in dirt.

5

the only time your hair doesn’t look like it was attacked by a wild animal

After I washed my hair, it looked like it was alive again.

My hair looked like a raccoon had thrown a party in it until I washed it.

Washing my hair made it look like it hadn’t been tortured.

6

when you use shampoo like it’s a magical potion to turn your hair into something decent

I used shampoo like it was magic.

I washed my hair with shampoo like it would fix everything.

I poured shampoo on my hair like it was going to save me.