hairvolution

My cousin got a fade and now he thinks he’s a gangster. He’s not. He’s a sad raccoon.

I got a bad haircut and my mom cried. She said I looked like a drowned rat.

My brother’s hair looked like a tornado hit it. He said it was a hairvolution. I said it was a disaster.

My hair went from a bird’s nest to a masterpiece. It took 3 months and 20 bad decisions.

I let my hair grow out for a year. Now it’s like a lion’s mane. I’m a lion. I roar.

My hair started as a disaster and now it’s the reason I get asked out. I’m not even pretty.