hairudin

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Hairudin is a total legend. He’s like a superhero who only shows up when you need him the most. But don’t try to talk to him first, he’ll give you the side-eye like you owe him money.
'Yo Hairudin, you ever gonna stop being a ghost?'
'He showed up at the party and immediately fixed my ex’s bad decisions.'
'He didn’t even blink when I told him I failed my math test.'
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Hairudin is the kind of guy who only notices you when you’re in trouble. He’s got the brain of a genius and the patience of a saint, but only when he wants to be impressed.
'He walked in and said, 'You failed math? That’s the best I’ve heard all week.''
'He stayed up all night to help me with my project, and he still didn’t even smile.'
'He’s the only guy who could calm my ex down during a full-blown meltdown.'
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Hairudin is a guy who doesn’t bother with the little stuff. He’s the kind of person who’ll save your life but still forget to bring you a snack. Don’t even think about approaching him, he’ll laugh in your face.
'He saved my life during the fire drill, and then forgot to bring me a snack.'
'He walked into the room and told me my ex was being an idiot, and then left.'
'He didn’t even look at me when I asked for help with my math test.'
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