hairtural

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When someone lets their hair be a wild mess like it's been ignored for years and they don't even bother to clean it.

My cousin’s hair looks like a raccoon lived in it and died there.

I haven’t washed my hair since the last century, and I’m proud of it.

My dog has better hair than me.

When your hair is so neglected it looks like it was stolen from a dumpster and left in the sun.

My hair looks like I dipped it in dirt and forgot about it.

I haven’t used a comb in three months. It’s like a jungle in there.

My hair is so bad, even my mom says I should be exiled.

When you have the hair of a person who has given up on life and doesn’t care if it ever looks good again.

I haven’t brushed my hair since the first day of school. It’s like a wild beast in there.

My hair is so bad, I think it’s trying to take over my head.

I’ve given up. My hair doesn’t want to be pretty, and I don’t blame it.

When your hair looks like it was left in a storm and then forgotten in a landfill.

I washed my hair once a year, and now it looks like it’s been cursed.

My hair is like a tangled mess of spaghetti and dirt.

I don’t know if I’m going to be able to untangle this mess before bedtime.

When your hair looks like it was trapped in a blender and left to rot.

My hair is like it went through a war and lost.

I haven’t combed it in weeks. It’s like a tangled mess of chaos.

My hair looks like it was left in a prison for hair sins.