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A guy who gets a hard on so fast you think he’s been waiting all day for a sandwich.

He saw a hot girl in the grocery store and came in his pants before he got to the checkout.

He texted me a selfie with a boner in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

He started dry humping the couch during the movie and didn’t even notice.

A man who cums before you can say ‘butter’.

He had a one-second look at her and exploded like a firecracker.

He came so fast he didn’t even know what happened.

He started crying after he cummed because it was so intense.

A guy who loses his pants before he even gets to the punchline.

He laughed at a joke and came in his pants.

He got a hard on during the first minute of the movie and didn’t stop till the credits rolled.

He came so hard he knocked over a chair.

A man who cums so fast you think he’s been holding it in for a decade.

He saw a girl and came before he could blink.

He started cumming in the middle of a conversation and didn’t stop till he ran out of words.

He came so fast he left a trail of cum on the floor.

A guy who cums so quick it’s like he’s been waiting for a bathroom break all day.

He got a hard on while walking and came before he got to the street.

He started cumming in the middle of a text and didn’t even finish his sentence.

He came so fast he didn’t even know what he was doing.

A man who cums so fast it’s like he was born with a cum bucket.

He came before he even got to the first sentence of the text.

He started cumming in the middle of a dream and didn’t wake up till he was done.

He cummed so fast he didn’t even know he did it.