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A person who gets hard just looking at hairy toes. They’re usually out in the woods trying to find Bigfoot and hoping they don’t stink like a dead raccoon.
I saw a hairtoe in the woods. He was screaming at Bigfoot like it was his ex.
My cousin is a hairtoe. He once asked a bear for a foot massage.
That hairtoe tried to kiss my grandma’s toes. She threw a shoe at him.