hairtherapist

My hairtherapist asked me if I had a problem with my ex. I said no. She said, 'Liar, I’ve seen your hair.'

I walked in with a bad day. My hairtherapist walked out with a broken spirit and a bad haircut.

My hairtherapist told me my life was a mess. I told her my hair was a mess. We both agreed to leave it at that.

I told my hairtherapist I was broke. She said, 'I’ll cut your hair for free if you tell me your whole life story.'

My hairtherapist cried with me when I failed my math test. Now I have split ends and a broken heart.

My hairtherapist said I was ‘trapped in a bad relationship.’ I said, 'You’re trapped in a bad haircut.'

My hairtherapist told me, 'You’re not just a bad haircut. You’re a bad person.'

I walked in with a bad hair day. I left with a bad haircut and a new therapist.

My hairtherapist said my life was a disaster. I said my hair was a disaster. We both agreed to leave it at that.