Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A time when your hair looks like it was attacked by a wild animal and a bad decision.

My hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown in it.

I walked out of the house and my hair was like a tornado had a party in my head.

I tried to fix my hair and it just screamed at me.

2

When your hair is so bad it could make a saint cry and a devil laugh.

My hair looked like it had been dragged through a garbage can and a fight.

I tried to brush it and it just threw a tantrum.

My hair looked like it was cursed by a witch and a barber.

3

A situation where your hair looks like it was run over by a bus and then set on fire.

My hair looked like a burning trash can had a bad day.

I woke up and my hair was like it had been through a war.

I tried to style it and it just gave up and became a monster.

4

When your hair is so bad it could make a dog roll in a pile of dirt and be proud.

My hair looked like a dog had a mud bath and a bad hair day.

I tried to fix it and it just laughed at me.

My hair was so bad it made my friend cry and my mom sigh.

5

A moment when your hair is so out of control it could start a rebellion.

My hair looked like it had a million bad ideas and no plan.

I tried to tame it and it just ran away.

My hair was like a kid who didn't listen to a single rule.

6

When your hair looks like it got into a fight with a comb and lost badly.

My hair was tangled like it had been in a wrestling match with a cat.

I tried to fix it and it just said no thanks.

My hair looked like it had been dragged through a hedge and a blender.