hairstory

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It’s what your hair did to you while you were sleeping and why you look like a raccoon at noon.

My hair decided to start a riot last night. Now I look like I got in a fight with a hedgehog.

I woke up and my hair had a full-blown drama session. It’s like it got a divorce and a new boyfriend at the same time.

My hair did a complete 180 and now I look like I got stuck in a blender. What even was that?

It’s the reason you’re late to work and why your boss is questioning your life choices.

My hair story started with a comb and ended with me screaming into my mirror. I’m not even close to being ready.

I tried to fix my hair and now I look like I got attacked by a flock of chickens. My boss is gonna kill me.

My hair story is why I’m late. It’s like it had a meeting and I wasn’t invited.

It’s the tale your hair tells when it’s too lazy to be pretty and just wants to be cursed.

My hair had a full-blown meltdown and now it looks like it got trampled by a donkey. What even is life?

I woke up to a hair story that’s basically a horror movie. I’m not even sure what I did last night.

My hair looked like it got into a fight with a vacuum cleaner and lost. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.