Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your hair is so messed up it looks like a dog got into a wrestling match and your head was the ring.

My hair looks like a tornado threw a punch at it.

I tried to brush my hair and it screamed in pain.

My hair is so bad it should be in a coma.

2

Your hair is so knotted it could pull a muscle and still not let go.

I tried to untangle my hair and it gave me a headache.

My hair is like a confused octopus with a grudge.

My hair is so knotted it’s planning a revenge.

3

Your hair is so wild it looks like it’s trying to escape your head and take over the world.

My hair is like a wild animal trying to break free.

I looked in the mirror and my hair was like, 'I'm not done yet.'

My hair is so crazy it’s got its own personality.

4

Your hair is so bad it could make a monk lose his patience and start a fight.

My hair is so bad it’s got a bad attitude.

My hair looks like it was dragged through a ditch and then insulted.

I tried to fix my hair and it just stared at me like I owed it money.

5

Your hair is so messed up it could start a war between your fingers and your comb.

I tried to comb my hair and it looked like a battlefield.

My hair is so bad it’s got a medal for chaos.

My hair is so wild it’s got a sidekick.

6

Your hair is so bad it’s got its own Facebook page and a lot of complaints.

My hair is so bad it’s got a bio: 'Currently causing drama.'

My hair has a profile picture and a status update.

My hair is so bad it’s got a best friend and a nemesis.