Hairspray Queen

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A girl who thinks she's a rockstar and uses enough hairspray to glue her hair to her head and the ceiling.
My aunt wears a beret and 10 cans of hairspray like it's a fashion show. It's not. It's a disaster.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and her hair stayed straight. Like. Forever.
Her hair is so sprayed it looks like it's been through a war. And it survived.
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A person who thinks her hair is the only thing that matters and uses enough hairspray to make a fire.
She tried to braid her hair and it looked like a spiderweb. With flames.
Her hairspray is so strong it could probably paint the town red.
She uses hairspray like it's a magic potion. And it's not working.
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A girl who doesn't know how to brush her hair and uses hairspray like it's her best friend.
Her hair looks like it's been sprayed by a dragon. And it's still not fixed.
She tried to do her hair in 10 seconds and it took 10 cans of hairspray.
She wears her hair like it's a crown. And it's held on by hairspray and hope.
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