hairsnuffing

3 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

Sniffing your hair so much you can tell if it's dirty before anyone else can see it.

I sniff my hair before I even brush it. I know it's gross before my mom yells at me.

He smells his hair like it's a crime scene. I swear he knows my hair is bad before I do.

She sniffs her hair so much, she can tell if I used deodorant or just sweat.

Stinking up your own hair so bad you're the reason your head smells like a gym sock.

I smell my hair so much, my head smells like it's been in a sock drawer for a month.

She sniffs her hair like it's a job. I swear she's the reason her head smells like a gym sock.

He smells his hair so much, I think he's trying to make his head smell like a gym sock.

Checking your hair so much it's like you're a detective and your hair is the only clue.

She checks her hair like it's a crime scene. I swear she's trying to find out if her hair is lying to her.

He checks his hair so much, I think he thinks it's trying to hide something.

I check my hair like it's a suspect. I swear it's the only clue I need to know if I'm cool.