hairsies

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A magical bush love that makes you feel like you’re high on weed and your ancestors are giving you a thumbs up.

My grandma’s hairsies are so strong, they could make a goat cry.

I saw a guy doing hairsies in the park and he looked like a wild man.

My dog started doing hairsies and now he thinks he’s a wizard.

Hairsies are like your pubes having a party and throwing confetti made of dirt and old snacks.

My hairsies are so loud, my neighbors think I’m having a concert.

I tried to do hairsies and my brother said I looked like a confused raccoon.

My hairsies are so strong, they woke up my mom at 3 AM.

Hairsies are when your pubes get so happy, they start dancing and you feel like a king of a tiny kingdom.

I did hairsies and my dog started doing the cha-cha.

My hairsies are so good, my teacher said I should get extra credit.

I did hairsies in class and my friend started laughing so hard, he fell out of his chair.