Hairshatantertist

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A guy who cuts hair, smells like goat farts, and makes your house look like a trash can exploded.

My hairshatantertist said my hair looked like a raccoon had a party in it.

He made my kitchen look like a mad scientist's lab. I'm still finding hair in my soup.

He owns 7.5 goats and one of them tried to eat my TV.

A hair guy who also decorates your house like it was stolen from a clown and smells like old socks.

He told me my hair looked like a squirrel got drunk and died in it.

He turned my living room into a jungle and I'm still trying to find my remote.

He has 7.5 goats and one of them is named Biscuit.

A person who cuts your hair, owns more goats than sense, and makes your house look like it was hit by a paintball machine.

My hairshatantertist said my hair looked like a dog got into a paint can and had a meltdown.

He decorated my house so bad, my walls are now screaming at me.

He has 7.5 goats and one of them kicked my door off its hinges.