hairsay

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What your hair looks like and what it says about you when you're too lazy to fix it and people think you're an idiot because of it.

My hair looks like a raccoon attacked it. I'm basically a walking insult.

You think I don't know you're judging me by my hair? I've been judging you by your clothes since 2013.

My hair is a disaster, and I'm proud. You're just jealous.

Your hair is your resume and your enemies know it. They laugh at you and your bad hair choices.

My hair is my only job. And it's getting fired.

Your hair is so bad, it's like it has a vendetta against you.

I don't know why I bother. My hair is the only thing that knows my secrets.

Your hair is your personality, and if it's messy, you're either cool or an idiot. Probably both.

My hair is a mess, but I'm cool. You're just not.

Your hair is like your brain. Messy, but maybe genius.

I don't care if my hair is a disaster. I'm still cooler than you.

Your hair is like your soul. If it's fried, you're either going through hell or you're just an idiot.

My hair is on fire, and I'm not even sorry.

Your hair is so bad, it's like it's been to hell and back.

I don't know if my hair is fried or if I just hate life.

Your hair is the first thing people see, and if it's bad, they think you're a bad person. You're not. You're just lazy.

My hair is the first thing you see, and you already think I'm a bad person. I'm just lazy.

Your hair looks like you're mad at the world. Which you probably are.

I don't know why I bother. My hair thinks I'm a failure.