Hairry Nipples

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A gross bush around the nipple because the person is too lazy to rip it out with pliers. Some call it chest hair but it’s just a sign of weakness.

My cousin’s got hair on his nipples and he still wears a hoodie in July.

I saw my uncle’s chest hair and I almost threw up.

My dad’s got a full forest on his nipples and he calls it a 'manly look'.

When your nipples look like they’ve been hit by a lawn mower and you’re too tired to trim it.

My mom’s got hair on her nipples and she says it’s ‘natural.’ Natural? That’s a lie.

I told my brother he looked like a goat and he said it was ‘hairry nipples’

My friend’s got hair on his nipples and he says it’s ‘fierce’ but I just think he’s messy.