Hairrings

When you’re too lazy to shave your legs but still want to wear leggings, you rip out the hair with a razor. That’s when you get those little curly hairs sticking out like a bad haircut.

When a guy really goes all in, like he’s trying to make a baby, and then the hair from his junk ends up on the woman’s junk. That’s a hairring.

Two guys having sex and one of them has hair, so the hair ends up on the other guy. That’s a hairring and it’s the worst.

Hair grows everywhere: on your balls, your head, your arms, your legs, your butt, even on cats and dogs. That’s just hair.

That thing on your head that won’t stop growing. You try to cut it, dye it, or put stuff on it, but it always comes back like a monster.

That stuff that grows all over you and you can’t even use it to knit because it came from your junk.

The one place even the dirtiest hooker or porn star won’t let you cum on. It’s too gross.