hairpods

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the fanciest airpods ever made only rich kids and lazy teachers can afford
My mom bought me hairpods because she thought I was a influencer. I just use them to listen to my dog's whines.
My teacher has hairpods and still can't hear me when I shout 'I need to go to the bathroom!'
I got hairpods for my birthday. Now I can blast music while my brother screams in the background.
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airpods so shiny they make your ears look like they're made of gold only the most annoying kids have
My friend has hairpods and thinks they're the most important thing in the world. They even talk to them.
I tried to borrow my brother's hairpods, but he said I had to pay him in snacks.
My dad said I can't have hairpods unless I clean my room. My room is a disaster.
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the only airpods that can make you look cool in class if you're rich enough to afford them
My hairpods are so cool, I don't even need to pay attention in class. I just listen to my playlist.
I showed my hairpods to my friend, and now they're jealous. They want one too.
I got hairpods for my birthday. Now I can pretend I'm a rockstar instead of just a normal kid.
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